hawkwar-d:

every time I see the trailer for abraham lincoln vampire hunter I just find myself whispering “do me, mr president”  and then I remember it’s abraham lincoln and I’m really weirded out 

*cough*Me too, except I don’t bother to feel weirded out. ;D*cough*

idontsleepbecauseof:

101 Reasons to Be Abstinent: #18 more time to spend online


My thoughts exactly. lol

idontsleepbecauseof:

101 Reasons to Be Abstinent: #18 more time to spend online

My thoughts exactly. lol

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Had a boring and frustrating day at work, but at least it was a good make up day.  Even the bitchy bus driver complimented me on it. :D 
In other news, I am desperately in need of a vacation.  It’s getting to fuck-this-shit levels of job hatred where I either want to walk out or just stop showing up.  Of course, the new jerk manager is ignoring everyone’s scheduling needs except one employee’s and is just plugging people in where they don’t belong.  I seriously was to kick him in his smirking mouth most days, because that’s all he does when you try to communicate with him.
Well, at least my Florence shirt is giving its best to be a pick me up. lol

Had a boring and frustrating day at work, but at least it was a good make up day.  Even the bitchy bus driver complimented me on it. :D 

In other news, I am desperately in need of a vacation.  It’s getting to fuck-this-shit levels of job hatred where I either want to walk out or just stop showing up.  Of course, the new jerk manager is ignoring everyone’s scheduling needs except one employee’s and is just plugging people in where they don’t belong.  I seriously was to kick him in his smirking mouth most days, because that’s all he does when you try to communicate with him.

Well, at least my Florence shirt is giving its best to be a pick me up. lol

pleatedjeans:

via

Well, that’s one way to win… I had the best laugh at this, I must admit.

pleatedjeans:

via

Well, that’s one way to win… I had the best laugh at this, I must admit.

turtletotem:

hils-k:

taintedtreasure:

BASICALLY TUMBLR.

My god, why did my uni not teach slash?

For you, Deni!

You were had, my dear.  You don’t need to attend a class to develop ‘gay goggles’. lol

jess-yess:

I have a new history crush. Excuse me while I go build a time machine to find her and bear her children.
douglaswolk:

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and bang a nun. If nothing in that sentence at least marginally interests you, I have no idea why you’re visiting this website. (via Badass of the Week: Julie D’Aubigny, La Maupin) (thank you, Rachel!)


When I get my time machine.  It’s young Robert Plant, then this fine young lady.

jess-yess:

I have a new history crush. Excuse me while I go build a time machine to find her and bear her children.

douglaswolk:

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and bang a nun. If nothing in that sentence at least marginally interests you, I have no idea why you’re visiting this website. (via Badass of the Week: Julie D’Aubigny, La Maupin) (thank you, Rachel!)

When I get my time machine.  It’s young Robert Plant, then this fine young lady.

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

shmaduhline:

So, whilst researching the film, I learned two very disturbing things:

  1. There was no character/actor listed for Lamon. WHAT!? He is so important, especially towards the end…
  2. Joaquin Phoenix was offered the role of Henry AND TURNED IT DOWN. Wah. He would have been very fitting.

Tim Burton and Seth-Grahame Smith need to get it together.

Also, Smith wrote (or helped write) Dark Shadows…so it should be amazing too (I haven’t seen it yet :/ ).

I disliked some of the casting issues as well.  I mean, how does one not include Jack and his Clary’s Grove Boys? :(

Yes… when it comes to Justin Bieber ruining my hot dude buzz. Lol.

Fair enough, madame.

Even if this isn’t my fandom… word.

Even if this isn’t my fandom… word.

(Source: colfergustin)

It’s not doing it wrong with half nekkedsurprise!MattBomer but I can TOTALLY do without the Justin Bieber!?

So you agree with me when I say it’s doing it wrong.

Shiat! Remember how I was like “I’m totally gonna write this drabble”? Yeahhhh about that. Plus I love that there’s a random shirtless Matt Bomer photo in there. God bless you google. :D

Yeahhh, Google has this problem where it links to every freaking thing in the world in addition to what you ask it for.  I’ve tried to explain to Google why it’s is doing it wrong time and again, but it just doesn’t understand the phrase, TMI. >.>

:p

DUDE!! I just spent 48586968458 minutes stealing all sorts of gifs from the #doctor who dashboard. I’m ashamed. Lol.

Don’t be.  The Internet/Tumblr made you do it.

It was really awesome but yeah I LOVE scary movies. Not to mention he got partially unclothed so it was an added bonus. :)

*dies*  I need to go Google … something. brb!

I wish I had drank during the middle of the day. I thought about it but went back to sleep. Oh well. There’s always tomorrow! :) Ugh, dude I haven’t written anything YET. Though I do have an idea but it’s all schmoopy not porny. *sad panda*

Well, I hadn’t had a drink in a while, so I was practically obligated. ;D

At least you have an excuse.  I don’t.  I have at least three fics planned out, one of which I’ve written most of.  But freaking Tumblr and LJ and the rest of the awesome Internet is winning.  Every single day.  And I’m so weak.  ;.;